I just found the best little book ever at my local bookstore.
(Fear not, I have not converted to UKIP).
Here is the back cover:
I was ready to get all indignant that this was sitting next to the till at my beloved local book shop. That was until I opened it:
There was literally nothing in it. All the pages were blank.
- me: *wears dark grey*
- mom: I see you're breaking out the spring colors








